LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE - DECEMBER 2, 2008

1. a PINOY in New York bumps into a blackman..

BLACKMAN: Hey! Watch it! You muddafucka!

PINOY: Gago ka. MadaFaka rin sana. Uling ka!

2.Woman with a baby on a bus:

Driver: what an ugly baby!

D mother was hurt. She transferred to another seat.
The man next to her asked:
"What's wrong lady?"

Woman: the driver just insulted me!"

Man: what a jerk! He shoud respect
you. Go get his name & ID number.
Come on, I will hold your MONKEY for you!
hehehe

3. nasa elevator ka with your crush
eh dat time sinisipon ka...

..suddenly, napautot crush mo..
natawa ka.. lumubo ang sipon mo..

sino mas nakakahiya? ikaw o siya? hehehe

4. Rey at jeff naglalakad:

rey: jeff jeff!

jeff: o rey?

rey: jeff! jeff!

jeff: o rey?

---alamat ng hephep hurray---

5. What makes you blush?

...blush on... thank you!